Random Nada

If you were a fly on a wall in our house the past couple of days, these are some of the random and odd things you would have heard.

*"oooh! Look at how pretty our paper towel pattern is!!"

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"What planet does God live on?"

"I can't take that gift in exchange for sex, it would be like I was your prostitute"

"Mom, do you think Scatman is Batman's friend? I wonder what color cape Scatman wears"

"Why is your pee-pee big and mine is little?"

"When you're old, I hope you look like that guy. He's really sexy for an 75 yr old."

Now, a few random thoughts...

Why is it that when Dave and I go to the health club to clean, people look at us different. We're not people, we're CLEANERS. No smiles, no small chit-chat; just avoided glances. It's strange really. I never realized how many people actually think they are better.

Why can Dave leave the room and Miles doesn't notice and continues to play, but when I have to just run to the bathroom he drops all things fun to scream at me at the bottom of the stairs?

Why can't I seem to actually put the folded laundry away. It sits in the baskets until I get around to it. Logan actually goes and looks in the basket before he looks in his own drawer. Not good.

Why did I waste 2 months with a t-shirt company when I knew in my heart of hearts it wasn't going to work. Now I'm back at square one, but full speed ahead.

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Why does it seem like girlscout cookies come right when you're happy with your weight? I can't NOT eat the little thinmints, can I?