bathroom floors

So, I watched Wifeswap last night. I've seen it one time before, and thought it was pretty funny, but haven't seen it since. Its one of those things where I KNOW I have better things to do...anything...than sit and watch a show like that. But, I felt the need to veg last night, and it was on. Anyone watch it?
There was a vegetarian/medatation/non house cleaning mom who switched with the cleanest woman in the world! She also was a big meat eater(of course, seeing she's switching with the veggie)...well, lets just say the amount of chicken nuggets she allows her son to eat (looked to be at least 20) without ANY vegetables or fruit! yuck!
But really, the point of this was to mention her wonderfully clean house.
She is a SAHM, and apparently it said she cleans her house for FIVE hours every single day. (her kids are in school all day) Now, I like to think my house is clean, but the truth is, its kept...its not eat off the bathroom floor clean.
So, today I thought, I'm going to clean clean clean and see what I do and how long it takes me. I vaccumed every nook and cranny. (under the stove, behind the refridgerator...the things you don't do every time) and I swept, mopped, did the bathroom floors, washed the windows, dusted, did some laundry...and I did all this in a matter of 2 hrs WHILE playing with Logan on and off.
What on earth could a woman do for FIVE hrs a day...EVERYday!
So, while I was cleaning, the thought came to my head. I wish I could afford a house cleaner. A cleaner to come once a week and do all the down and dirty things I'd rather not do. Things I'd rather not do especially while pregnant. Then, as I'm entertaining this idea, I thought, what could I do for a small amount of income per week so that I could personally afford to have a housecleaner come and clean my house for me?
Unfortunatly, I came up with nothing.
So, THEN I thought, how great would it be for my husband to try to plan ahead for when I'm in the hospital having this baby to have a house cleaner come to the home so that when I walk in, it will be spotless! (Anyone want to email him...hee hee!)
And THEN I realized how silly I was to be having this internal conversation with myself! :)
Maybe someday I'll have a home that I can eat off the bathroom floors, but then again...why would I want to eat off the bathroom floors!
Make me feel better! How clean do you keep YOUR house!
While we're at it, question # 2.
As you probably guessed, if I could have a weekly luxery that I didn't have to pay for, I would say having a house cleaner come would be it.
(although I can think of a million more...like a weekly morning out by myself, a weekly date night with my husband, a weekly massage...)
If YOU could have a weekly luxery that you didn't have to pay for, what would it be?