Pacifier Safari

Who's with me here?

Miles sleeps with 3 pacifiers. (stupid stupid bad bad habit that I MUST break)
One in each hand, and one in his mouth.
Most days, when he wakes up they instantly get flung overboard. Then, as soon as I walk in his room, he's grunting and pointing for his long lost friends.
Um. don't throw them over my sweet boy.
After about 1 1/2 hrs of awake time, the grouchy personaility appears. Out comes the pacifiers (which I MUST start leaving in his bed ONLY for bed).
After 10 minutes, the pacifier is gone.

Today, I put him down for nap with only 2. Deal, I thought.
After 10 minutes I heard one clunk against the wall, and then the 2nd.
However, when I went to pick them both up for him I could only find one. I searched HIGH and low. I moved the crib. It was gone.
After I told Miles to GO to SLEEP, I instantly came down to look for the 1st lost pacifier. I was on my hands and knees looking EVERYWHERE.
I looked under the chairs and couch, behind the piano, behind the TV, in the shape sorter (which BTW is a good place to find lost pacifiers).
I looked EVERWHERE it could have possibly been.
It's GONE.

Stupid little pacifier stealing trolls live in my house.

Luckily he fell asleep, 40 minutes after I put him down for the first time.

Of course, when we got ready for nap number 2, I told Logan we need to do some pacifier hunting in Miles room.
He runs up and not 2 seconds later comes out with both of them.

Whatever. I looked. I looked hard.
And first pacifier has seriously disappeared.
I bet I'm going to find it in the box of Kix or something.